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26th-Dec-2007 06:41 pm - Dani, you're my stalker.

Stalked again, a rant by SMGriffin.

mystictwilight is stalking SMGriffin
mystictwilight’s REAL name :	Franco Livingstone
mystictwilight’s REAL DOB :	13th April 1987
Height :174 cm	Weight : 106.0 kg
mystictwilight has dreamt about you :	16 times
mystictwilight became interested in you :	08th April 2005
mystictwilight’s latest dream about you
Both you and mystictwilight are working in an animal sanctuary together. mystictwilight suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how mystictwilight describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
mystictwilight’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
mystictwilight has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mystictwilight took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
mystictwilight’s Police File
mystictwilight has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.

Testimonies about mystictwilight

terrayndian - A hardened ex-crook

‘I always suspected mystictwilight was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’

faynia - Long-haul trucker

‘I’m tired of hearing about of these allegations about mystictwilight. SMGriffin is a demented twat. Ignore him.’

jrock_freak - Flaccid Pornstar

‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’

the_god_of_sun - Worships the sun

‘Surprise Surprise, mystictwilight’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’

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